...Hi there. I am, as you probably already know, the ineffable and infamous, as well as great and wonderful and all those good adjectives, Katters. Yes, the Katters, so if you know any other Katters you can go ahead and tell them you know the Katters and watch them get jealous.

I'm generally brilliant and talented, but you probably won't be seeing any of my brilliance over here because I am also incredibly lazy and won't be moving away from deviantart until they pull just one more readonly mode out of their arse while I'm trying to upload something. So I'll probably move over here eventually. Until then, this page'll mostly be abandoned.

I am a creature composed entirely of win and awesome, and therefore don't actually exist. So keep that in mind.

I'm gonna get the hell out of here before my ego explodes and leaves a mess all over the page that I have to clean up. I mean, honestly. It's not like you'd clean it up for me, would you. Would you? Great, there's a mop right behind you! I'll be back in about five hours, see you then. *g*

Katters out.